I am 14 years old and I know exactly who I am.
Current Residence: Baltimore, Maryland
Favourite style of art: surreal
The Story of the Ugly RugOnce upon a time, there was a rug. That doesn't sound too exciting, now does it? Well, said rug was really, really ugly. Infact, it fell out of the ugly tree and hit every gol-darned branch on the way down. This rug lived in a pond. I know rugs usually don't live in ponds, but all kinds of wonky things happen in fary tales, so bear with me. Did I mention that the elves sued the shoemaker? Ok, now back to the rug. All the other rugs made fun of it as it swam in the pond... What? Yes, yes, other rugs lived in this pond, that's why it was called "Floorcovering Pond". It's all apartments now... Don't worry about the rugs, they're in the apartments. What was I saying? Oh, yes, the rug... This rug was made fun of by all the other rugs for being ugly. Which was true, but the more attractive rugs were very tactless and had to point it out. So the ugly rug just lied across a rock in the way rugs are so very good at doing and watched the nice and average-looking rugs as they frolicked and playedThe Story of the Ugly Rug by Atagamay
The Story of the RainbowThe Story of the RainbowThe Story of the Rainbow by 9MR-SELF-DESTRUCT
One day, Jesus was out in the fields talking to the sheep as he made his way to the next village. He walked for hours with no company when suddenly, Sean Connery sprung from a shrubbery to his left.
Hello, Sean, said the Nazarene.
Hello, Jeshush, said Mr. Connery, Itsh such a fine deah, todeah.
Indeed it is, agreed Jesus, Would you care to join me on my journey to the next village?
Of courshe, And so, Sean and Jesus set off to the next village. They walked for many hours, talking about nothing in particular, when suddenly, Cowboy Curtis sprung from a shrubbery to their left. Sean, startled, stabbed him in the chest with a stick and they watched him bleed to death.
After a few minutes of laughing about that, they walked to the next village. Jesus insisted they should go directly to the pub. Sean, being Scottish, agreed.
They arrived at the village 3 hours before they left the field. I don